Beat it

I love smoking. It think it looks cool. I think it smells good and makes you more sexually attractive. Smoking is the perfect pastime. Except, you know, it kills you. And it’s a jealous mistress that hates it when you stay away for too long. After three days my head is about to implode. Since I can’t do meth at the office I’ve had to find my way back to another addiction. Pop songs.

Top at the moment: Backstreet Boys – Larger than life, Amerie – One thing, Wham – Careless whisper.

Unless someone gives me a bunch of NOW!s I’ll be on crack cocaine before Thursday.

Odd, Normal

It’s a shame that no one seemed to notice Mr Noface’s excellent little jazzy ep “Odd Normal Ways” when it first came out. At the time of writing the video has 260 plays on YouTube. That’s about as many plays as the videos of my brother’s puppy. Time to make a change, people.